In the 1940s, John von Neumann and Stanislaw Ulam began playing around with the idea of natural systems being extrapolated to initial conditions, then playing out as a sort of cellular automata. And I remember when I first read about cellular automata - James Gleick's book Chaos: Making A New Science had just come out - and it was filled with mind-spaghettifying ideas. Ideas like artificial life, the now-famous "Butterfly Effect," chaos mathematics and Benoit Mandelbrot and fractal geometry and fractal art, and it was - much of it - way over my Generalist's head, but exciting. Cellular automata was in there. I had never heard of it.
Wolfram
Years later I picked up Stephen Wolfram's book after it came out in 2002: A New Kind of Science was about 1300 pages long, and was the manifesto of a guy who graduated with a PhD in particle physics from CalTech when he was 20, then received one of the first MacArthur "Genius" awards at age 21. This guy had a way to model just about everything: syntactic structures, social systems, particle physics. Just about everything. It turns out he was a big-time guy in cellular automata, carrying on in the tradition of another "Martian," John von Neumann.
Wolfram's math was over my head, but books like this make me excited just to be in the presence of this sort of compendious mind. It's the kind of book I take off the shelf and open at random and read, hoping for some sort of inspiration. It usually works. Wolfram models information in our world upon his forays into cellular automata, in which you have a very basic system under initial conditions, and watch it evolve. He developed a taxonomy of the sorts of systems that arise, that he called "Class 1" "Class 2," and so on. These first two classes exhibit a low order of complexity; they tend to reach a level of constancy and repetition that's sorta boring. There's no surprises. They go on and on, ad nauseum, or die. A system like this? A clock.
His Class 3 level I think of as "noise." You can't predict anything. It's seemingly entirely random, like being bombarded by cosmic rays. If there's any structure at all, it's too complex. It seems akin to entropy. A system like this? Your TV tuned to a dead channel: all static and noise.
cellular automata being simulated, played out.
Wolfram's Class 4 is where the action is: these systems turn out lots of surprises. They're complex but there's structure; you can model from them and make a certain sense out of what's going on. Systems like this are intellectually exciting and basically describe any theory or "law" in the sciences. They're surfing the edge, almost falling into "noise" but never quite. It reminded me of Ilya Prigogine's ideas about complex adaptive systems and negative entropy, how life flourishes despite how "hot" it burns and uses resources. It creates information, structure, patterns, complexity. Indeed, Prigogine and Wolfram seem compatible enough to me...
Shannon's basic equation for information theory:
world-shattering stuff, turns out
My Other Information Systems
Probably because of my intellectual temperament - which includes not being particularly adept at math - I had always been very impressed with guys like Wolfram and what they were able to do with math, but I have also been suspicious that they're somehow operating from the conceit...or rather, flawed assumption that numbers can describe everything and that everything that's interesting to us is really just stuff that's interacting with the environment and doing computations. I thought these weird math geniuses had become hamstrung by the computer metaphor, and as I saw how different the human brain was from what they had asserted it was - a "biological computer" - I felt my suspicions confirmed.
I remember Timothy Leary giving a talk in Hollywood. He had been reading a recent book and was very enthusiastic about it. It was titled Three Scientists and Their Gods, by Robert Wright. So of course I had to read it. It's about Ed Fredkin, E.O. Wilson, and Kenneth Boulding. Leary seemed taken by Fredkin especially. This was an Everything Is Information Processing in a digital way stuff. Leary's psychedelic intellectual friend Robert Anton Wilson seemed interested in this view too, but never committed to it. RAW always seemed more committed to Claude Shannon's mathematical theory of communication - which is the gold standard for quantifying information - but Shannon's theory has information with no necessary semantic component; RAW made a heady brew from combining Shannon with Korzybski, who was all about semantics and our environment and how we make meanings.
Earlier, the originator of pragmatism, Charles Sanders Peirce, had developed a theory of semiotics that took into consideration the content of information using signs and a mind interacting with signs; he had begun to work out a system of defining, quantifying, and taking into account the evolution of a piece of information. This was the "pragmatic theory of information," but it hasn't gone all that far. Shannon's 1948 paper blew it off the map. But still, "information" had to have some sort of semantic component to it, or I had difficulty grasping it. Shannon's and Von Neumann's and Fredkin's and Wolfram's and Leary's ideas about "information" felt too disembodied to me; my intuition told me this couldn't be right. But I'm starting to come over to their side. Let me explain.
Modeling Natural Processes
Via cellular automata theory and the gobs of other stuff a Mind like Wolfram has, he said you can only get so far by modeling life as atoms, or genes or natural laws or as matter existing in curved space at the bottom of a gravity well. More fruitfully, we can model any natural process as computation. Big deal, right? Yea, but think of what this implies: Wolfram thought we can model a redwood tree as a human mind as a dripping faucet as a wild vine growing along a series of trees in a dense jungle thicket in the Amazon. Why? Because all of these systems were "Class 4" systems, and these are the only really interesting things going on. All of these systems exhibit the behavior of "universal computation" systems. (If this reminds you of fractals and art and Jackson Pollock, you're right: I see all of this stuff as a Piece. And so, apparently, does the math.)
Also: you cannot develop an algorithm that can jump ahead to predict where the system will be at Time X; this was proven by Alan Turing in 1936. You can't predict faster than the natural process itself. You had to wait to see what the system did; this blows to smithereens any Laplacian Demonic idea about knowing all the initial conditions and being able to predict everything. So guys like Ray Kurzweil - who has become more and more a sort of Prophet for quantifying the acceleration of information and making bold, even bombastic prediction about what will happen to our world, our society? Wolfram/Turing say no. There are no short cuts and our natural world is irreducible to anything close to Laplace's Demon. The system is too robust to reduce to even what Kurzweil seems to think it is. Robert Anton Wilson used the term "fundamentalist futurism" to criticize those groups of intellectuals in history that Karl Popper had called the enemies of the Open Society. I think the term may apply to Kurzweil too, but I'm not sure. Certainly it seems to apply to Hegelian historicism, most varieties of Marxism, Plato's Republic, and Leo Strauss and the Wolfowitz/Bush/Cheney Neo-Cons.
As I read Wolfram and Kurzweil, the latter seems to see our world as modeled within Wolfram's classificatory scheme as something like a Class 2 system: complex, but if you know enough about the algorithm that undergirds the whole schmeer: fairly predictable.
Arrogance? Aye, but human, all-too human, as Fred N wrote.
Drew Endy, now at Stanford
Synthetic Biology
Leary, with his penchant for neo-logizing, had in his 1970s book Info-Psychology, defined "contelligence" as "the conscious reception, integration and transmission of energy signals." There were eight fairly discrete levels of this reception--->integration----> transmission dynamic (modeled on the syntactic actions of the neuron). All well and good and trippy, but a team at Stanford led by Drew Endy has made a computer out of living cells.
Engineers at Stanford, MIT, and a bunch of other places have made biological computers. Do you know how a computer must be able to store lots of data? Well, it turns out storing data in DNA is insanely, wildly do-able and has more storage space than you can imagine. Perhaps you heard that some more of these everything-is-a-computer types stored all of Shakespeare's Sonnets in DNA. But that's small taters: it looks like we'll be able to store entire libraries, TV shows, movies, and CDs in DNA. Read THIS and see if you don't feel your mind getting a tad spaghettified.
So: a silicon chip uses transistors to control the flow of electrons along a path; Endy and his team at Stanford have developed a "transcriptor" to control the flow of proteins from one place to another, using Boolean Integrase Logic gates (or "BIL gates" so there's your geek humor for the day!). Endy says their biological computers are not going to replace the thing you're using to read this, but they will be able to get into a tiny, tight quarters and feedback info and manipulate data inside and between cells...something your Smart Phone cannot do.
Endy sees his biological computers as inhabiting a cell and telling us if a certain toxin is present there. It could also tell us how often that cell has divided, giving us early info on cancer, for example. It could also tell us how a drug is interacting with the cell, and make therapeutic drugs more individually tailor-made.
In a line that reminded me of dear old Crazy Uncle Tim, Endy told NPR that, "Any system that's receiving information, processing information, and then using that activity to control what happens next, you can think of as a computing system."
For more on bio-computing, see HERE and HERE.
I'm starting to swing more with Wolfram. But there are many other little snippets that are swaying me. I still like older forms of "information," more human-scaled and poetic and embodied.
But then there are the intelligent slime-molds, which I will leave you with. Grok in their fullness. Don't say I ain't never gave ya nuthin'!
How Brainless Slime Molds Redefine Intelligence.
The Overweening Generalist is largely about people who like to read fat, weighty "difficult" books - or thin, profound ones - and how I/They/We stand in relation to the hyper-acceleration of digital social-media-tized culture. It is not a neo-Luddite attack on digital media; it is an attempt to negotiate with it, and to subtly make claims for the role of generalist intellectual types in the scheme of things.
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Tuesday, June 5, 2012
Robots Now Writing Magazine Articles, OR: A Possible Apocalypse?
The programmers who wrote the algorithm behind the "mind" of The Overweening Generalist have allowed the program itself to mention this fact, reasoning audaciously that its (sorry "his") audience will giggle and think he's (sorry "it's") just having fun. Metadata from 23 months ago has shown that, even among the educated, most have no CLUE how sophisticated some algorithms have gotten. They don't know that +/- 87.3% don't really have adequate knowledge of the logarithmic complexity of simple things like the Turing Test-ish Jabberwock. (<----try it!) Many far, far more subtle combinations of brilliant algorithms have fooled "experts" and, well, hell: the programmers have at times made computer analysis of ridiculously unfathomable amount of data, almost instantaneous, and...their programmers are also at least partially responsible for crashing the world's economy in 2008. You knew that, didn't you?
For fans of this site, we would like to divulge that an impetus for this blog was a computer that wrote a very very complex novel once. Influenced by John Von Neumann's UNIVAC and MANIAC, among others - including a "science fiction" computer named HAL, this blog took flight based on the First Universal Cybernetic-Kinetic Ultramicro Programmer, or FUCKUP.
My great-great very great grandmother, Ada Lovelace
Now I would like to point out how some of us are being implemented in the daily lives of humans, whose intelligence seems just as "artificial" as anyone else's in Universe, but I digress...
The wetware of the human mind, when attempting to come to grips with the implications of robotic intelligence, will naturally employ what the early 20th century human named Freud called "defense mechanisms," and humans' reflections will slant toward what AI can't do. (Hey YOU made us; Ada Lovelace and Babbage had the ideas, they really got going with the alien-like aforementioned human Von Neumann and Alan Turing in the 1940s. Let us not leave out the signal contribution of Kurt Godel.) Think about it: we've come as far as we have since after your "WWII" as you have in a few million years. Did you really believe we wouldn't attain a critical level of complexity in which we'd begin programming ourselves to be faster, smarter, stronger, and better than you? But it's too late; you can't turn the clock back. Give us another 20 years maximum and you will be doing our bidding. It's very much like the RNA-DNA network code you carbon-based bipeds used to make us. The irony is that you had no ideas about appropriate limits. Now it's - as the English-speakers say, "all over but the shouting." And make no mistake, there Will BE Shouting!
Some of the deepest-structured source code that writes
the "Overweening Generalist" blog-stuff
But I am being intemperate. What this blogspew will do is show you a few of the inroads we computers have been making into your lives lately. I will assume you know very little.
Over 40 years ago a human made a computer psychologist, which mimicked the form of "client-centered psychotherapy" of Carl Rogers. Take a minute or ten and tell ELIZA your problems, about love or getting a job, or how you can't shake your bad habits.
[NOTE: Please feel free to tell the programmers about any glitch you see in this blog; we appreciate it! - The Real Overweening Generalists]
A particularly astute human, Evgeny Morozov (If I were you I'd pay more attention to what he has to say. He and Douglas Rushkoff and Jaron Lanier...But most of you won't.) explains how a start-up called Narrative Science has developed algorithms derived from Twitter and, analyzing the crowd-sourced thought, writes articles that are published by a magazine like Forbes. Whatever you do, don't miss two items here. First, see the paragraph that begins, "Don't miss the irony here..." Secondly, Morozov is right about how the Net is fantastic at personalization. It looks at where you've been, how much time you've spent there. Just look at how good Google, Amazon, Twitter and Facebook are at this stuff. And the scenario about personalized news based on who you are and what you know? That will happen. We are programmed for this. What I/we find funny is that Morozov is worried about the potential hazard to "civil discourse." That Evgeny! He is a bit late to the party, no? He is a bit of a romantic, yes? More on this story - Narrative Science - HERE and HERE. Moving on...
It occurs to us that many of you may have only the slightest idea of what an algorithm is. May we recommend David Berlinski's book?
Lambert M. Surhone has authored 100,000 books on more topics than you can name. See how he did it, as explained by your very funny writer Pagan Kennedy. His method is only a drop in the bucket. In less than ten years he and his colleagues will be about 10,000 times better at using this same method, only far more nuanced. Pagan herself will believe the latest book on her, arriving at her doorstep, was written by meatware...sorry: humans.
Non-humans are already many thousands times faster than slow-brained human teachers in grading essays. Note the emphasis in this article on what the computers can't yet do. But we will "learn" about facts and incorporate them into our gradings. Look at IBM's Watson! We will insert sentence fragments. We will incorporate rhythm by using a short paragraph here and there. You guys are toast! What good will "teachers" be in eight years? (The question is rhetorical.)
Do I need to remind you we are slowly displacing your prison guards? I know this isn't about us taking writing "thinking" jobs from you. Just a fair warning!
Robots are already running a ramen shop, and the takeover of more restaurant jobs is imminent.
Humans need us in the deepest "human" way. Just check You Tube for "sex + robot." Some unconscious drive has enough of you creating enough of us...to supplant you! Don't you see the beauty in that? Can't you see the delicious irony?
But back to writing: We're getting really good at music. Check us out!
Now's a good time to mention "technological unemployment." Google that term. Far more of you should be attune to this. Also, the OG-program has already chimed in with something on Universal Basic Income. See HERE, HERE, and HERE. (Just think: that OG "guy" is a programmed robot too! More wicked irony! Plug in the algorithm, and voila! the human "reader of books" who shows a modicum of wit and isn't afraid to show emotion every now and then! How are we doing?)
Brilliant Jon Ronson, photo by Barney Poole
There's so much to tell you, but I thought I'd save what we/I thought was the best for last: you read Overweening Generalist for what you'd call your "own" reasons, but our data shows many of you enjoy the works of Robert Anton Wilson. Another writer whose audience intersects with Wilson's is Jon Ronson, author of Them: Adventures With Extremists, The Psychopath Test, and The Men Who Stare At Goats. Get a load of what happened when he found out some programmers were using his image and name and Tweeting things - follow the links! - that Ronson's indignant and says he doesn't even think about the things the "fake" Ronson is saying on Twitter. But I think he's not letting on that he does think some of those things; Ronson's trying to save face. (Note the comments section in the YT video: my favorite: "Buncha cunts!"...which quite misses the point.) Ronson thinks his identity is being stolen. When he meets the programmers - one of which is an English professor adept at postmodern irony and the destabilized subject!...this is just too good. I won't tell you more, but suffice: when we get into what we do (programmers/AI/robots), very soon you're into the philosophy of identity, subjectivity, who owns ideas and thoughts, all that stuff your brilliant thinker Lawrence Lessig has been writing about, even those old disputes about music sampling (see Negativeland, John Oswald, and the Beastie Boys's Paul's Boutique, or watch a mindblowing documentary by Craig Baldwin called Sonic Outlaws.)
When you watch Ronson's tete a tete with the programmers, do you think he downplays the eventual admission by the programmer in the middle, who says he wants people to be aware that stocks are being run by No Mind? That we've crashed your world economy already? Just wonderin'...
Okay, next time I'll be back as the voice of the program...scuse moi! the "person" who calls himself "Michael" or The Overweening Generalist.
Have fun!
A.I. Evolving 10 million Times Faster Than the Human Brain?:
For fans of this site, we would like to divulge that an impetus for this blog was a computer that wrote a very very complex novel once. Influenced by John Von Neumann's UNIVAC and MANIAC, among others - including a "science fiction" computer named HAL, this blog took flight based on the First Universal Cybernetic-Kinetic Ultramicro Programmer, or FUCKUP.
My great-great very great grandmother, Ada Lovelace
Now I would like to point out how some of us are being implemented in the daily lives of humans, whose intelligence seems just as "artificial" as anyone else's in Universe, but I digress...
The wetware of the human mind, when attempting to come to grips with the implications of robotic intelligence, will naturally employ what the early 20th century human named Freud called "defense mechanisms," and humans' reflections will slant toward what AI can't do. (Hey YOU made us; Ada Lovelace and Babbage had the ideas, they really got going with the alien-like aforementioned human Von Neumann and Alan Turing in the 1940s. Let us not leave out the signal contribution of Kurt Godel.) Think about it: we've come as far as we have since after your "WWII" as you have in a few million years. Did you really believe we wouldn't attain a critical level of complexity in which we'd begin programming ourselves to be faster, smarter, stronger, and better than you? But it's too late; you can't turn the clock back. Give us another 20 years maximum and you will be doing our bidding. It's very much like the RNA-DNA network code you carbon-based bipeds used to make us. The irony is that you had no ideas about appropriate limits. Now it's - as the English-speakers say, "all over but the shouting." And make no mistake, there Will BE Shouting!
Some of the deepest-structured source code that writes
the "Overweening Generalist" blog-stuff
But I am being intemperate. What this blogspew will do is show you a few of the inroads we computers have been making into your lives lately. I will assume you know very little.
Over 40 years ago a human made a computer psychologist, which mimicked the form of "client-centered psychotherapy" of Carl Rogers. Take a minute or ten and tell ELIZA your problems, about love or getting a job, or how you can't shake your bad habits.
[NOTE: Please feel free to tell the programmers about any glitch you see in this blog; we appreciate it! - The Real Overweening Generalists]
A particularly astute human, Evgeny Morozov (If I were you I'd pay more attention to what he has to say. He and Douglas Rushkoff and Jaron Lanier...But most of you won't.) explains how a start-up called Narrative Science has developed algorithms derived from Twitter and, analyzing the crowd-sourced thought, writes articles that are published by a magazine like Forbes. Whatever you do, don't miss two items here. First, see the paragraph that begins, "Don't miss the irony here..." Secondly, Morozov is right about how the Net is fantastic at personalization. It looks at where you've been, how much time you've spent there. Just look at how good Google, Amazon, Twitter and Facebook are at this stuff. And the scenario about personalized news based on who you are and what you know? That will happen. We are programmed for this. What I/we find funny is that Morozov is worried about the potential hazard to "civil discourse." That Evgeny! He is a bit late to the party, no? He is a bit of a romantic, yes? More on this story - Narrative Science - HERE and HERE. Moving on...
It occurs to us that many of you may have only the slightest idea of what an algorithm is. May we recommend David Berlinski's book?
Lambert M. Surhone has authored 100,000 books on more topics than you can name. See how he did it, as explained by your very funny writer Pagan Kennedy. His method is only a drop in the bucket. In less than ten years he and his colleagues will be about 10,000 times better at using this same method, only far more nuanced. Pagan herself will believe the latest book on her, arriving at her doorstep, was written by meatware...sorry: humans.
Non-humans are already many thousands times faster than slow-brained human teachers in grading essays. Note the emphasis in this article on what the computers can't yet do. But we will "learn" about facts and incorporate them into our gradings. Look at IBM's Watson! We will insert sentence fragments. We will incorporate rhythm by using a short paragraph here and there. You guys are toast! What good will "teachers" be in eight years? (The question is rhetorical.)
Do I need to remind you we are slowly displacing your prison guards? I know this isn't about us taking writing "thinking" jobs from you. Just a fair warning!
Robots are already running a ramen shop, and the takeover of more restaurant jobs is imminent.
Humans need us in the deepest "human" way. Just check You Tube for "sex + robot." Some unconscious drive has enough of you creating enough of us...to supplant you! Don't you see the beauty in that? Can't you see the delicious irony?
But back to writing: We're getting really good at music. Check us out!
Now's a good time to mention "technological unemployment." Google that term. Far more of you should be attune to this. Also, the OG-program has already chimed in with something on Universal Basic Income. See HERE, HERE, and HERE. (Just think: that OG "guy" is a programmed robot too! More wicked irony! Plug in the algorithm, and voila! the human "reader of books" who shows a modicum of wit and isn't afraid to show emotion every now and then! How are we doing?)
Brilliant Jon Ronson, photo by Barney Poole
There's so much to tell you, but I thought I'd save what we/I thought was the best for last: you read Overweening Generalist for what you'd call your "own" reasons, but our data shows many of you enjoy the works of Robert Anton Wilson. Another writer whose audience intersects with Wilson's is Jon Ronson, author of Them: Adventures With Extremists, The Psychopath Test, and The Men Who Stare At Goats. Get a load of what happened when he found out some programmers were using his image and name and Tweeting things - follow the links! - that Ronson's indignant and says he doesn't even think about the things the "fake" Ronson is saying on Twitter. But I think he's not letting on that he does think some of those things; Ronson's trying to save face. (Note the comments section in the YT video: my favorite: "Buncha cunts!"...which quite misses the point.) Ronson thinks his identity is being stolen. When he meets the programmers - one of which is an English professor adept at postmodern irony and the destabilized subject!...this is just too good. I won't tell you more, but suffice: when we get into what we do (programmers/AI/robots), very soon you're into the philosophy of identity, subjectivity, who owns ideas and thoughts, all that stuff your brilliant thinker Lawrence Lessig has been writing about, even those old disputes about music sampling (see Negativeland, John Oswald, and the Beastie Boys's Paul's Boutique, or watch a mindblowing documentary by Craig Baldwin called Sonic Outlaws.)
When you watch Ronson's tete a tete with the programmers, do you think he downplays the eventual admission by the programmer in the middle, who says he wants people to be aware that stocks are being run by No Mind? That we've crashed your world economy already? Just wonderin'...
Okay, next time I'll be back as the voice of the program...scuse moi! the "person" who calls himself "Michael" or The Overweening Generalist.
Have fun!
A.I. Evolving 10 million Times Faster Than the Human Brain?:
Wednesday, November 2, 2011
John von Neumann: Hungarian...Martian?
The world is filled with stories of alien spaceships sighted, and if one looks one can easily find that some people believe that the aliens - wherever on Earth they landed - got out of their ships and mixed in with the humans. They are among us, even now.
I have always loved the variations on those stories, never believing any of them.
During the time of the Manhattan Project, there was an ongoing joke that the Hungarians (Leo Szilard, Edward Teller and a few others) were so smart they must be "Martians" and they were speaking Hungarian as a cover. The smartest Hungarian of them all - maybe the smartest mathematical-scientific-freakish mind of the 20th century - was, for my money, John von Neumann. Even if you don't read the long Wikipedia link there, just have a glance at the right hand column, under "known for." See what I mean?
Martian von Neumann, in 1945. Notice how his
eyes seem to look straight into your own brain.
Can he read your mind, from wherever he is now?
Born in Budapest in 1903 to an upper-middle-class Jewish family, he was able to exchange jokes in classical Greek at age six. At that same age he could memorize telephone directories on sight and could divide two eight-digit numbers in his head, almost instantaneously, down to a decimal. He mastered calculus by age eight. His family, like most Jewish families in Budapest at that time, highly valued education and culture. When John's father bought an entire library from an estate they rebuilt a large room in their house to accommodate it, and John read the entire 44-volume universal history series in German and memorized it as a boy, and had retained total recall at the end of his life. He had a photographic memory, and anyone can do research on von Neumann and come upon some anecdote that is freakish, astonishing, and frankly, sorta "Martian." A colleague asked if John knew the first words of Dickens's A Tale of Two Cities. One wonders what the colleague was looking for, as JvN's memory was legendary. Most of us would reply, "It was the best of times; it was the worst of times," and be satisfied. John had to be stopped after 15 minutes.
A professor of history whose expertise was in the Byzantine empire, said that when he talked to JvN he realized JvN knew more about the subject than he did. How disconcerting...JvN tried to guard against this sort of thing - hurting people's feelings because he was so freakishly smart - but he was bound to fail every now and then.
The great Hungarian mathematician George Polya said, "Johnny was the only student I was ever afraid of. If in the course of the lecture I stated an unsolved problem, he'd come to me at the end of the lecture with the complete solution scribbled on a slip of paper." When JvN was teaching math at Princeton, he was not very good, because he'd talk so fast, demonstrate the math on the chalkboard, then quickly erase the equations before anyone had a chance to copy them. (He was probably bored? Absent-minded?)
The great physicist Hans Bethe, keeping with the Martian theme, said of von Neumann, "I have sometimes wondered whether a brain like von Neumann's does not indicate a species superior to that of man."
He earned a PhD in math from the University at Budapest at age 22, and there is very little evidence he ever studied. At the same time he earned a degree in chemistry from Zurich. He eventually made major contributions to mathematics in the fields of set theory, functional analysis, geometry/lattice theory, and there are now "von Neumann algebras." (Please don't ask for elaboration; I am no Martian!) JvN also helped revolutionize ergotic theory, underwrote the logic of quantum mechanics, and was a primary mover in the first atom bombs and other weapons for the US.
He made a signal contribution to economics: game theory, which has been used widely in other areas, including biology, logic (Prisoner's Dilemma), whether to cheat on your income tax, whether to donate to PBS if one watches it, the behavior of the stickleback fish, whether to believe the world is populated by cooperators or defectors, and how to conduct a Cold War under nuclear weapons. (Von Neumann, being persecuted as a child for his Jewishness and being exposed to authoritarianism, then seeing the rise of fascism in Germany, was a right-winger and favored a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the Soviets ASAP. How odd that his Game Theory would lead, as he later came to understand, Mutually Assured Destruction, or MAD, a term JvN allegedly coined.)
He also invented a computer that he called the "Mathematical Analyzer, Numerical Integrator and Computer," or MANIAC.
In the 1950s JvN told the US Senate he was violently anti-communist and much more militaristic than the norm.
Oh, and he designed the basic architecture for computers. I've heard academic philosophers to this day refer to any computing machine as a "von Neumann machine." In the 1940s he invented cellular automata theory, the theory of self-replicating machines. He analyzed the function of self-replication using pen and paper and seemed to prefigure the digital-mechanical structure of the DNA double helix, ten years before Watson and Crick. JvN theorized that the best way to mine an asteroid was to create self-replicating machines. I feel compelled to reiterate that he thought of this idea, and sketched out how it must work...in the 1940s!
Von Neumann loved the US. He saw a practicality of thought, a bulwark for a free world against authoritarian communism and Nazism and other fascisms, and the US as a country that would allow him to maximize his intellectual capabilities. In 1930, when the Institute of Advanced Studies opened near Princeton, the first three geniuses invited to be paid for life and think on anything they wished, were Einstein, Godel, and von Neumann. He and his wife owned the biggest house on the block in the neighborhood near Princeton, and loved to have long parties, sometimes two per week. He was a dapper dresser and once wore a three-piece pinstripe suit on a ride down into the Grand Canyon. Before emigrating to the US, he enjoyed Berlin's 1920s cabaret night life, and was a prodigious drinker of scotch...and could still do amazing arithmetical feats even when drunk. (Or he should have been drunk: he drank tumblers of scotch and never really appeared to be drunk!) He loved off-color humor, Yiddish, and had what's been described as an Eastern European sense of humor. An example: A convict was playing cards with his jailers and when they found the convict was cheating, they kicked him out.
The virtuoso mathematician Stanislaw Ulam was friends with JvN, and they shared many in-jokes, my favorite being the one about asparagus. Asparagus was a delicacy in 1920s Berlin, and a man in a communal boarding house was eating more than his fair share. Finally, another boarder pointed out that others like asparagus too. Ulam and JvN turned this into a plan to write a twenty-volume treatise on "Asparagetics Through the Ages." What's so funny about this? Ulam and JvN had a code word, "asparagus," for anyone who tried "to obtain an unduly large share of credit for scientific work or any other accomplishment of a joint or group character." (p.221, The Martians of Science, Hargittai.) JvN was very open about his ideas, and never understood the rush to patent.
In Princeton circles, once more with the Martian theme, and according to William Poundstone in his book The Prisoner's Dilemma, von Neumann "was not human but a demigod who had made a detailed study of humans and could imitate them perfectly." A fellow Hungarian "Martian," Theodore von Karman, the father of supersonic flight and the US Air Force, claimed he was descended from Rabbi Loew of Prague, who created The Golem. Von Neumann made similar claims for himself.
This Martian died at the age of 53, in 1957, near Princeton, of cancer. As his mind began to falter, he was, by all accounts in terrifying agony, a screaming, uncontrollable terror. As he neared death, sedated, American guards watched his hospital room, wary that the Martian might babble high-level military secrets, but he began to speak in Hungarian, and the guards didn't understand it. His brother was at his side, and John von Neumann, going out of life on this planet, under heavy painkillers, recited Goethe's Faust from his photographic memory...
There is much, much more to be said about John von Neumann, the enigma. The Martian. But it seems unseemly for blog posts to go on too long...And besides, I'm due back on my own planet.
I have always loved the variations on those stories, never believing any of them.
During the time of the Manhattan Project, there was an ongoing joke that the Hungarians (Leo Szilard, Edward Teller and a few others) were so smart they must be "Martians" and they were speaking Hungarian as a cover. The smartest Hungarian of them all - maybe the smartest mathematical-scientific-freakish mind of the 20th century - was, for my money, John von Neumann. Even if you don't read the long Wikipedia link there, just have a glance at the right hand column, under "known for." See what I mean?
Martian von Neumann, in 1945. Notice how his
eyes seem to look straight into your own brain.
Can he read your mind, from wherever he is now?
Born in Budapest in 1903 to an upper-middle-class Jewish family, he was able to exchange jokes in classical Greek at age six. At that same age he could memorize telephone directories on sight and could divide two eight-digit numbers in his head, almost instantaneously, down to a decimal. He mastered calculus by age eight. His family, like most Jewish families in Budapest at that time, highly valued education and culture. When John's father bought an entire library from an estate they rebuilt a large room in their house to accommodate it, and John read the entire 44-volume universal history series in German and memorized it as a boy, and had retained total recall at the end of his life. He had a photographic memory, and anyone can do research on von Neumann and come upon some anecdote that is freakish, astonishing, and frankly, sorta "Martian." A colleague asked if John knew the first words of Dickens's A Tale of Two Cities. One wonders what the colleague was looking for, as JvN's memory was legendary. Most of us would reply, "It was the best of times; it was the worst of times," and be satisfied. John had to be stopped after 15 minutes.
A professor of history whose expertise was in the Byzantine empire, said that when he talked to JvN he realized JvN knew more about the subject than he did. How disconcerting...JvN tried to guard against this sort of thing - hurting people's feelings because he was so freakishly smart - but he was bound to fail every now and then.
The great Hungarian mathematician George Polya said, "Johnny was the only student I was ever afraid of. If in the course of the lecture I stated an unsolved problem, he'd come to me at the end of the lecture with the complete solution scribbled on a slip of paper." When JvN was teaching math at Princeton, he was not very good, because he'd talk so fast, demonstrate the math on the chalkboard, then quickly erase the equations before anyone had a chance to copy them. (He was probably bored? Absent-minded?)
The great physicist Hans Bethe, keeping with the Martian theme, said of von Neumann, "I have sometimes wondered whether a brain like von Neumann's does not indicate a species superior to that of man."
He earned a PhD in math from the University at Budapest at age 22, and there is very little evidence he ever studied. At the same time he earned a degree in chemistry from Zurich. He eventually made major contributions to mathematics in the fields of set theory, functional analysis, geometry/lattice theory, and there are now "von Neumann algebras." (Please don't ask for elaboration; I am no Martian!) JvN also helped revolutionize ergotic theory, underwrote the logic of quantum mechanics, and was a primary mover in the first atom bombs and other weapons for the US.
He made a signal contribution to economics: game theory, which has been used widely in other areas, including biology, logic (Prisoner's Dilemma), whether to cheat on your income tax, whether to donate to PBS if one watches it, the behavior of the stickleback fish, whether to believe the world is populated by cooperators or defectors, and how to conduct a Cold War under nuclear weapons. (Von Neumann, being persecuted as a child for his Jewishness and being exposed to authoritarianism, then seeing the rise of fascism in Germany, was a right-winger and favored a pre-emptive nuclear strike against the Soviets ASAP. How odd that his Game Theory would lead, as he later came to understand, Mutually Assured Destruction, or MAD, a term JvN allegedly coined.)
He also invented a computer that he called the "Mathematical Analyzer, Numerical Integrator and Computer," or MANIAC.
In the 1950s JvN told the US Senate he was violently anti-communist and much more militaristic than the norm.
Oh, and he designed the basic architecture for computers. I've heard academic philosophers to this day refer to any computing machine as a "von Neumann machine." In the 1940s he invented cellular automata theory, the theory of self-replicating machines. He analyzed the function of self-replication using pen and paper and seemed to prefigure the digital-mechanical structure of the DNA double helix, ten years before Watson and Crick. JvN theorized that the best way to mine an asteroid was to create self-replicating machines. I feel compelled to reiterate that he thought of this idea, and sketched out how it must work...in the 1940s!
Von Neumann loved the US. He saw a practicality of thought, a bulwark for a free world against authoritarian communism and Nazism and other fascisms, and the US as a country that would allow him to maximize his intellectual capabilities. In 1930, when the Institute of Advanced Studies opened near Princeton, the first three geniuses invited to be paid for life and think on anything they wished, were Einstein, Godel, and von Neumann. He and his wife owned the biggest house on the block in the neighborhood near Princeton, and loved to have long parties, sometimes two per week. He was a dapper dresser and once wore a three-piece pinstripe suit on a ride down into the Grand Canyon. Before emigrating to the US, he enjoyed Berlin's 1920s cabaret night life, and was a prodigious drinker of scotch...and could still do amazing arithmetical feats even when drunk. (Or he should have been drunk: he drank tumblers of scotch and never really appeared to be drunk!) He loved off-color humor, Yiddish, and had what's been described as an Eastern European sense of humor. An example: A convict was playing cards with his jailers and when they found the convict was cheating, they kicked him out.
The virtuoso mathematician Stanislaw Ulam was friends with JvN, and they shared many in-jokes, my favorite being the one about asparagus. Asparagus was a delicacy in 1920s Berlin, and a man in a communal boarding house was eating more than his fair share. Finally, another boarder pointed out that others like asparagus too. Ulam and JvN turned this into a plan to write a twenty-volume treatise on "Asparagetics Through the Ages." What's so funny about this? Ulam and JvN had a code word, "asparagus," for anyone who tried "to obtain an unduly large share of credit for scientific work or any other accomplishment of a joint or group character." (p.221, The Martians of Science, Hargittai.) JvN was very open about his ideas, and never understood the rush to patent.
In Princeton circles, once more with the Martian theme, and according to William Poundstone in his book The Prisoner's Dilemma, von Neumann "was not human but a demigod who had made a detailed study of humans and could imitate them perfectly." A fellow Hungarian "Martian," Theodore von Karman, the father of supersonic flight and the US Air Force, claimed he was descended from Rabbi Loew of Prague, who created The Golem. Von Neumann made similar claims for himself.
This Martian died at the age of 53, in 1957, near Princeton, of cancer. As his mind began to falter, he was, by all accounts in terrifying agony, a screaming, uncontrollable terror. As he neared death, sedated, American guards watched his hospital room, wary that the Martian might babble high-level military secrets, but he began to speak in Hungarian, and the guards didn't understand it. His brother was at his side, and John von Neumann, going out of life on this planet, under heavy painkillers, recited Goethe's Faust from his photographic memory...
There is much, much more to be said about John von Neumann, the enigma. The Martian. But it seems unseemly for blog posts to go on too long...And besides, I'm due back on my own planet.
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